Rob Scallon - Superman Is Batman lyrics

Superman: I lost my parents in childhood Grew up a loner no one understood And spent years brooding as an aimless drifter But, through the inspiring words of my father I'll become a symbol, an icon A savior to restore hope to those who have none Batman: umm, you mean like batman? Superman: I traveled the world as a bearded outcast to discover who I am Batman: been there done that Superman: My friends only speak to me in exposition and speeches about how important and unique I am Batman: Been there done that Superman: If you ask my life story, I would tell it to you out of order and disjointed Batman: been there done that Superman: I often have flashbacks out of nowhere about how important my destiny is Batman: been there done that Superman: I wear dark, tight costume Batman: Ditto Superman: with a long flowing cape too Batman: I think we shop at the same store Superman: I have a wise father figure who isn't my father at all Batman: s** my balls Chorus: I'm superman I'm the freaking' man of steal No one can do what I can I am the real deal I'm the most unique super hero that this world's ever seen Batman: except for me Superman: I'm mentally depressed and psychologically tortured Batman: not special Superman: I've stared into the vast empty void and have come out scarred yet responsibly stronger Batman: same Superman: I reflect when I'm in my giant, dark, empty fortress Batman: sounds familiar Superman: I want to save people, but under my protection the civilian d**h toll has tripled Batman: oops Superman: I'm an awkward nerd Batman: No you're not, you're an emo hunk every women wants to sleep with Superman: Ok, you're right about that Batman: over here Superman: I have a bland but independent girlfriend who I still have to save most the time Batman: oh you mean like mine!? Listen up twerp You can't be who I am Your a speedy pretty boy I'm the freaking batman The dark brooding loner is my thing ya see And Zack Snyder sure ain't gonna to take that from me Second Chorus: I am Batman Better then the man of steel You should know who I am I'm the OG real deal I'm the most unique super hero that this worlds has ever seen So don't steal my thing Superman: No, I'm superman I'm the freaking' man of steal I do whatever I can, way more then the batman will To save the day, I'll do whatever I can, I've even k**ed a man! Batman: Jesus, guy! Superman: He was going to k** some random people I didn't know Batman: Dude, I didn't even k** the insane clown who murdered my girlfriend Superman: Oh… Batman: You're sick Superman: No…I'm SUPERMAN!