Rob Mounsey - The Professor lyrics

[Idina] (spoken) So, I'm a Long Island girl Long Island, New York And I went to uh, thank you I went to New York University and I studied theater I took this cla** down in the village, Lafayette and Asterplace It was a musical theater workshop thing and they called it song interpretation I had this huge crush on my professor, who was gay, but freshman girls in college never know that I don't know why but he gave us this a**ignment to bring a Cole Porter song to cla** and approach it like a monologue So I picked the s**iest Cole Porter song I could find Which was Love For Sale I figured I was gonna k** two birds with one stone I'm going to seduce my teacher and fulfill the a**ignment So I get up in front of cla** and I've worn You know, we used to get really seriously back then so I dressed for the role, I wore some s**y lingerie under my college clothes and I wear some trashy makeup and I get up in front of cla** and I start singing and I get just a couple lines in and he abruptly stops me and says, "Woah, what are you doing?" And I just stood there and I said, "I'm singing Love For Sale Cole Porter", and he says, "Have you even given any thought to what this song is about? What the lyrics are saying?", and I thought I was just gonna burst into tears and he said, "This is about a woman who's out on the street in the middle of the night being objectified and hara**ed and God knows what with all of these men, she doesn't know where she's gonna get her next meal from or how she's gonna pay her rent, she's lonely, she's desperate and she's scared"