[Verse 1] Midnight at the glamour show on a Sunday Night Everybody drink a lot of whiskey and wine We dance like no tomorrow We're on Burlesque time But everybody's got to work tomorrow at nine [Pre-Chorus] Touch me t-touch me baby but don't mess up my hair Love me l-love me crazy But don't get too attached, this is a brief affair [Chorus] Vanity (pictures in magazines, movie screens) Vanity (there is a camera, so many beauty queens) Vanity (it's so good to be) Fabulous and glamorous, we love ourselves and no one else Va-va-va-va-vanity va-vanity, va-va-va-vanity [Verse 2] Nothing wrong with being just a little bit vain We need a little pretty ‘cause this country's insane So go ahead and label me whatever you like But nothings quite as s**y as a woman is fine [Pre-Chorus] [Chorus] Vanity (pictures in magazines, movie screens) Vanity (there is a camera, so many beauty queens) Vanity (it's so good to be) Fabulous and glamorous, we love ourselves and no one else [Break] Look at me (watcha lookin' at) Look at me (watcha starin' at) Look at me (watcha lookin' at) Look at me (watcha starin'at) [Verse 3] I'm coming around, I'm sipping on Andre, it's time I heard the cutie's in the back, start in the p-party line Let's dance (quick round) we're in the vanity house We're covered in sequins, diamonds, we're happy ‘cause we're shining [Pre-Chorus] [Chorus] Vanity (pictures in magazines, movie screens) Vanity (there is a camera, so many beauty queens) Vanity (it's so good to be) Fabulous and glamorous, we love ourselves and no one else [Chorus] Vanity (pictures in magazines, movie screens) Vanity (there is a camera, so many beauty queens) Vanity (it's so good to be) Fabulous and glamorous, we love ourselves and no one else Va-va-va-va-vanity va-vanity, va-va-va-vanity