Rob Ashford - What's Up, Duloc? lyrics

[Duloc Dancers] Welcome to Duloc, such a perfet town Here we have some rules, let us ay them down Don't make waves, stay in line and we'll get along fine Duloc is the perfect place Please keep off of the gra**, shine your shoes wipe your face Duloc is Duloc is Duloc is the perfect place [Duloc Dancer] And here's the man who made it happen That towering colossus of moxie Lord Farquaad [Lord Farquaad] Oh it's you What a terrific surprise Once upon a time This place was infested Freaks on every corner I had them all arrested Hey nonny-nonny-nonny-no If you had a quirk, you didn't pa** inspection We all have our standards But I will have perfection And so And so Things are looking up here in Duloc [Duloc Dancers] Just take a look [Lord Farquaad] The things I'm cooking up here in Duloc [Duloc Dancers] He likes to cook [Lord Farquaad] A model that amazes A plan with seven phases [Duloc Dancers] Bum bum bum bum bum [Lord Farquaad] Things are looking up here in Duloc [Duloc Dancers] They're looking up [Lord Farquaad] In Duloc The ladies all look swell The men are so dashing Thanks to my new dress code, the fashion's never clashing Hey nonny-nonny-nonny-no This castle I had built Is taller than the clifftops A city with a postcard A monorail and gift shop And so [Duloc Dancers] And so [Lord Farquaad] And so [Duloc Dancers] And so [Lord Farquaad] And so No one from the gutter in Duloc [Duloc Dancers] He's takin' aim [Lord Farquaad] Embrace the cookie cutter in Duloc [Duloc Dancers] We're all the same [Lord Farquaad] The upshot is enormous When you can shout [Duloc Dancers] Conform us [Lord Farquaad] Yes Things are looking up (Things are looking up) Here in Duloc Hey, let's hear it for those Duloc dancers Aren't they terrific? There's no sign of slowing We're growing, we're growing [Duloc Dancers] Look, he's growing And growing And growing Look at him grow [Lord Farquaad] Things Are looking up here [Duloc Dancers] We practiced this part both forward and back We make one mistake, and we get the rack [Lord Farquaad] Things Are looking up here [Duloc Dancers] He taught us to dance with razzamatazz He's trained in ballet, flamenco and jazz [Lord Farquaad] My hard work and my rigor have made me so much bigger Things are looking up [Duloc Dancers] Things are looking uo [Lord Farquaad] Things are looking up Here in Duloc [Duloc Dancers] Ah-ah-ah-ah [Lord Farquaad] Here in Duloc [Duloc Dancers] Ah-ah-ah-ah Up up Up up Up