Roald Dahl - If You Are Old And Have The Shakes lyrics

'If you are old and have the shakes, If all your bones are full of aches, If you can hardly walk at all, If living drives you up the wall, If you're a grump and full of spite, If you're a human parasite, THEN WHAT YOU NEED IS WONKA–VITE! Your eyes will shine, your hair will grow, Your face and skin will start to glow, Your rotten teeth will all drop out And in their place new teeth will sprout. Those rolls of fat around your hips Will vanish, and your wrinkled lips Will get so soft and rosy–pink That all the boys will smile and wink And whisper secretly that this Is just the girl they want to kiss! But wait! For that is not the most Important thing of which to boast. Good looks you'll have, we've told you so, But looks aren't everything, you know. Each pill, as well, to you will give AN EXTRA TWENTY YEARS TO LIVE! So come, old friends, and do what's right! Let's make your lives as bright as bright! Let's take a dose of this delight! This heavenly magic dynamite! You can't go wrong, you must go right! IT'S WILLY WONKA'S WONKA–VITE!'