[Charlie Sloth:] Are you ready for this g, yeah? [Roadman Shaq:] C’mon man, I was born ready and dat Okay, aight, boom Big Shaq, hold tight Asnee Scoopnum, ratnum, oosna Hold tight the girl-dem as well Boom 2 plus 2 is 4 Minus 1 that’s 3, quick maths Everyday man’s on the block, smoke trees See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you man were ducking Hold tight Asnee, he’s got the pumpy Hold tight my man, he’s got the frisbee I trap, trap, trap on the road, movin’ that cornflakes Rice Krispie, hold tight my girl Whitney (perfect) On the road doin’ ten tours, allow my toes You man thought I froze I see a peng girl then I pose If she’s not on it, I ghost Hah, look at your nose What? You dickhead! Look at your nose Nose run like garden hose, shhh, you get me? [Roadman Shaq (Charlie Sloth):] Boom, man’s gonna come back in (Yeah, yeah) You know like that? (Yeah, yeah, yeah) You’re feelin’ that? (Yeah, yeah, bad, bad) You dun know, I see you shiverin’ and that Don’t get shook man’s here, (aight) you protected-ed, yeah? (Aight, let’s do it) Aight, boom Let’s go, boom [Roadman Shaq:] Hop out the four door with the .44 It was 1, 2, 3 and 4 Chillin’ in the corridor, your dad is 44 And he’s still callin’ man for a draw Let him know, when I see him, I’m gonna spin his jaw Take man Twix by force Send man shop by force Your girl knows I’ve got the sauce, no ketchup Just sauce, raw sauce Boom, yo, gah The ting goes skrrrahh! Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka! Skidiki-pap-pap! And a pu-pu-drrrr-boom! Skya! Du-du-ku-ku-pun-pun! Poom, poom You dun know, Big Shaq Ha, yo, yeah-yeah Alright, fire-fire-fire in the booth You get me, man’s not hot I tell her man’s not hot, hah, cot I tell her man’s not hot The girl told me “take off your jacket” I said “babes, man’s not hot” Yo, man can never be hot Perspiration ting, Lynx effect [Roadman Shaq:] Yo, you dun know [Charlie Sloth:] Dun know, y-you [Roadman Shaq:] You look a bit shook, Charlie [Charlie Sloth:] You look a bit hot [Roadman Shaq:] What’s that? [Charlie Sloth:] Y-y-ya sweating and that again [Roadman Shaq:] Brudda, man don’t make jokes with me, Charlie [Charlie Sloth:] Aight, aight, aight, cool [Roadman Shaq:] Yeah, man, listen, you’re-you’re cool and that [Charlie Sloth:] Yeah, yeah, dun know [Roadman Shaq:] Do you understand what I’m saying? You’re cool and that [Charlie Sloth:] Yeah, yeah [Roadman Shaq:] But I know how you look ennit [Charlie Sloth:] Yeah [Roadman Shaq:] Do you understand what I’m saying? [Charlie Sloth:] Yeah [Roadman Shaq:] I don’t wanna set the, you know, the goons on you [Charlie Sloth:] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah [Roadman Shaq:] You know like that? Aight, cool, don’t take me for one of these boys and that, do you know what I’m sayin’? Man’s really about it