[Rite Hook] Never listen to a friend's friend of a friend [Hook] So now it's starting to show She hoped that I wouldn't know But I can see you clearly I think it hurts her feelings She's Crazy Upside down on the ceiling She's Crazy Don't mean to hurt your feelings [Verse 1] It isn't difficult to see this From the first date She was pickin' at the Jesus Saying sh** like "Doesn't this look like freakin Jesus" Spare me with the religion sh** unless you're being facetious I bust it up and change the conversation quick No matter what I said, it all related to relationships Now that's a major turn-off, ain't it miss what you don't agree I dunno, you bein' a crazy b**h Why'd I listen to Jen, thanks for the warnin' but For some f**in' reason I could never get a normal one I get us beer, she orders one Everything I do you gotta one up me What a dumb story huh I'm sayin' this up in my head Cause I don't want to blurt out sh** I f**in' regret Where's the check, I'm trying to take us back to my place She hopped up and straddled me right there and started slappin' my face What the f**? [Hook] [Verse 2] I asked her why the f** she did that She said What you don't like it rough Yah I do, but on a big slap I was still sittin' at the dinner table, mismatched But I'm the type to never get the picture So we got up in the whip, she started sippin' on a mackaroll[?] I think it f** it maybe she's a better person drunk If not I've got a little skunk to get her workin' up To givin' head but when she did, she started burpin' up f** disgusting, she never stopped and want to slurp it up "NO!" So now I gotta treat her like a puppy, "Touch me!" But every time I do, she likes it more till she loves me "Touch me!" Very attractive with smeared makeup, but wouldn't do it so She began scream we're breaking up Well aren't you gonna walk me to the front step? I'll open the door but you're on your own you f**in' dumb b**h [Hook] [Verse 3] Listen I'm sorry for callin' you names girl But ever since I picked you up you been f**in' insane girl I don't even know why I'm in your house in the first place This is the worst first date in the world, it could be the worst case Put her purse down on the table then her face lit up as I tried to sneak out the door with a quick run See ya! And I sped off in her mothers whip I'll bring it back tomorrow but I might be with another chick And I did [?] Now I'm back outside her house sippin' forties, dippin' shorty I heard a Knock knock at the window Wonder who it is, f**in' here we go, you're in for it Put the gloves on This b**h does not f** around at all I tried it earlier and I was miserable She opened up the door and told us "LET'S GO" Her name was Lemon, she was insane from the get-go [Hook x2]