[Verse 1] Black tourmaline and amethyst Hot damn it, I'm bad at this Ever find yourself asking where David Mamet is? Probably not, well I'm convinced that he's my life's narrator I saw your bare chest and I savored that moment like a Now&Later That's a tasty little candy treat I look down, what dandy feet I even wrote it in my man*script You didn't mind that I'd dine on a Pythagorean diet All your friends remind me of Parisian spies I even sketched your outline in my journal I might have wrote X loves Z above the urinal Because I'm twelve years old And I have a linear understanding of causality You've only ever been a pal to me I had that glinty eye like Emperor Palpatine I'm not going to pretend that I know what pallid means No filler lines The number 9 and the number 7 Then I devoured you like a hungry little muskrat [Verse 2] Built a shrine by my bed of ascension stones Then I broke my bones to make these drum loops, oops I'm a dumb dude and I shouldn't have said that I was the Egyptian in the meme wearing a bread hat I've got these ACME earthquake pills Now tell me about your world views In the dark I felt you sneeze and your form took shape like Meadowlark I think you're really pretty and I hardly ever mean that My form is more conducive to a beanbag Sometimes it feels like we're Abraham and Sarah I don't have a theory of s** Everyone else is king of Abimelech Perhaps I'm more like Richard Dedekind I don't mean to let all these abstractions in I don't mean to carry on about your form I don't mean to surf internet forums for p**n Georg Cantor, I enjoy your banter I think we could develop a theory of the infinite Or transfinite I thought I'd dedicated my life to mining pyrite Now we store supper in Pyrex containers in the fridge When I'm around you I let my hair down