Riley Lake - Almost cut my hair (for Crosby) lyrics

[Verse 1: Milo] I don't believe in a ruling cla** I'll illegally download your music en ma**e While wearing a Strong Bad face mask You won't believe me, but the salt sings And we balked at your Vulcan wings I've got a Romulan's eyebrows Reading Pablo Neruda and feeling small now I bought real estate in an imaginary place And a fat trunk full of disposable cameras For one-shot memories of 2Pac's bandana I fell asleep when the man was lecturing Ghost-ride the whip then peel off I'll be in the den listening to Seals and Croft Here's a game I no longer find entertaining: Seeking validation from Internet strangers I'll two-step across your carca**es Before I tell where Bob Barker's bu*tress is I'm Jeff Goldblum with a more impressive moustache Who arrives at noon to spit rhymes for a bus pa** [Hook] Yesterday I almost cut my hair I didn't and I wonder why I feel like letting my freak flag fly I feel like I owe it to someone I should be making more Kitty Pryde references Witty and alive when I'm writing these sentences I should be making more Kitty Pryde references Witty and alive when I'm— I should be making more Kitty Pryde references (Witty and alive when I'm writing) these sentences (I should be making more Kitty Pryde references) Witty and alive when I'm— [Verse 2: Milo] You make jokes that you'll probably k** yourself A transcendental idealist, I can only will myself You'll get that reference when you're older When you're a grownup When you've learned circuitry and how to solder When you've paid at least a handful of electricity bills When you've received money from strangers on PayPal Somehow you feel obligated not to let these nobodies down I'm not a great swimmer, but I wouldn't've let you drown That's the God's honest truth, I'll etch in my bedpan Then sue for malpractice like I was Redman Kierkegaard said either/or ain't a choice I'm going to a rap in a Triple-H voice [Hook] Yesterday I almost cut my hair I didn't and I wonder why I feel like letting my freak flag fly I feel like I owe it to someone I should be making more Kitty Pryde references Witty and alive when I'm writing these sentences I should be making more Kitty Pryde references Witty and alive when I'm (writing these sentences) (I should be making more Kitty Pryde references) Witty and alive when I'm writing these sentences I should be making more Kitty Pryde references (Witty and alive when I'm—)