Riley Jeannie C - Widow Jones lyrics

Ask any young man in this town who is over thirteen To tell you about the things and places he's seen If he tells you somethin' bout women you haven't known You can attribute his knowledge of anatomy to widow Jones Well Jones-why was a gogo girl a little while before she married Sam He fell into the river Jones-why said that's water over the dam You say we oughta leave these matters to the good disgression of the law But when you have a shape like widow Jones you have a lotta friends at City Hall Well I don't bring her up because I think we should put her down I just wanna shed some light on the truth in this town These boys've learned things they couldn't've learned in our schools And their parents can relax in knowin' that they're not all out in shootin' pool Yeah Jones-why was a gogo girl... Yeah the widow's got a lot friends at City Hall