Riki Lindhome - Self Esteem lyrics

You text at three in the morning And you misspell my name You've slept with half my friends on facebook And most of them think you are lame You say that with me it's different And you're not that big of a dick And if you disappear, it's 'cause you're busy Not 'cause you're with some other chick I know that this might be uncouth But I decided to tell you the truth My self esteem's not low enough to date you It's close, but not quite there Give me time to get a little more rejected And you and I could make an awesome pair A totally awesome pair I seem like your perfect target Like I've been lonely for too long You think I haven't had s** in forever And I'll admit that you're not wrong But I would rather have no one Than this crap, let me reaffirm I wouldn't touch your dick if I'd been poisoned And the antidote was in your s**m I know that this might be uncouth But I decided to tell you the truth My self esteem's not low enough to date you It's close, but not quite there Give me time to get a little more desperate And you and I could make an awesome pair A totally awesome pair This could last forever, you just have to give me time To learn to deal with bullsh** and blatant lies But for now, for now My self esteem's not low enough to date you It's so close, but not quite there Give me time to get a little more wasted And you and I could make an awesome pair A totally awesome pair