Got no gaps in yr teeth? you must be happy Cola bottles, sugar coated We've had sugar to eat, don't try and stop me Flying saucers filled with sherbet We want the right to eat sweets without yr frowning Don't tell us what we can't do now And we see the powers that be in sugar, drowning Ten pee mixture for the way home This is an advertisement Hey! make way for the sweet shop avengerz So make the sweet adjustment A-okay! we're the sweet shop avengerz Never too old to eat sweets, unless you feel it Chocolate mice with strawberry centre Reclaim the rights to rot teeth, you know you need it Candy shrimps, they're foamy inside It's not a crime to be seen s**ing a lolly Vampire sweets that stick to your teeth And it's hardly obscene to fill yr trolley Ten pee mixture for the way home This is an advertisement...etc Kneejerk! it's a sugar fascination Kneejerk! that infects the teen-c nation Kneejerk! but we love the sweet sensation Kneejerk! as it rots the population!