RiFF RAFF - Morphine Popsicles lyrics

[Verse 1: Andy Milonakis] Rolling 'round town in my pink Corvette Sipping on lean with Alanis Morissette How pimp can it get, how pimp can it get Motherf**er, how pimp can it get Skating on b**hes with my Razor scooter Don't got a Glock, but I got a taser shooter I'm a ruler like that slick dude, cuz Popping them benzos one by one My Xanny's so green, greener than a Martian My granny's so mean, kicked me out of her apartment That's when I started slinging that raw up More than a vegan Puerto Rican's cla** jar If you f** with my family, I'll do you like Saw Did you see Saw, did you see Saw? [Verse 2: Dirt Nasty] Dirt Nasty, Raff Reezy, Milonaky We're here tripping on nightly Thanks for having us over for the symphony tea, conductor I ain't tripping on nightly rock laser Burn rubber by the scrubs at the bus station Drunk, wasted, sipping on dramamine Driving on the highway, sleeping, having dreams Green aliens come in to probe me Woke up naked, talking to the police But you know I don't talk to the police I told them lies--"Hi, I'm Tony" Now I'm sitting in the jail, wearing all orange Am I gonna do life, Martin Lawrence Woke up again, but now I'm in the hospital Tubes in my dick, got the morphine popsicles [Verse 3: Riff Raff] Sapphire face, cradle rock (rock) Pull up on you snobs in the peach cobbler Pie, I can make it rain like a Cherokee (Cherokee) Doing rain dances, will you marry me (marry me) Some questions never asked twice Two times sober on a Tuesday night (Tuesday) Windpipe sound like I'm kin to Prince (Prince) Rap game Travis Tritt, my diamonds look like Kibbles and Bits (roof) Pa** out milk and candy like a camp counselor (camp counselor) Pour vodka and codeine on your bouncer (bouncer) Tortillas, they sound like Reuben Studdards (Reuben) Hide the 40 cal in the Sam's Club peanut bu*ter