Rick Moranis - Press Pound lyrics

This is hard for me to do But I can't seem to stop myself I know you said that we were through And here I am. I'm calling you. Please try to understand I see myself as your loving man Whatever it is you think I lack Let's talk about it. Call me back. Press 1 if you want me Press 2 if you don't Press 3 if you'll forgive me Press 4 if you won't Press 5 if you doubt me Press 6 if you trust Press pound if you love me Or hang up if you must. I have an unlimited plan I forward my calls everywhere I check my voice-mail from the car Or at the payphone in the bar I'm wearing a beeper all the time I carry a portable fax Instant message me on the train I get my emails from the plane Press 1 if you re-married Press 2 if you're gay Press 3 if you're dating That prick from L.A. Press 5 if you're screening Press 6 if you're dead Press pound if you love me Or hang up instead I'm outside your house now There's not even one light on Has there been a blackout? I don't know Is that a police car? I should go Press 1 to press charges Press 2 to feel my pain Press 3 to place an order Press 4 to restrain Press 5 for visiting hours Press 6 for a day pa** Press pound if you love me You sure look good through the gla**