Rick Moranis - Five Star Motels lyrics

I was datin' some girl from Dayton When I got a little noisy with someone else from Boise I did some yoga in Saratoga Wound up with lumbago from San Diego It got a little clammy one night in Miami Made me wish again to be back in Michigan Got too cute that time in bu*te Finally hit my quota in Sarasota I wanna stop all this frequent flying Stay clear of those friendly skies Too tired of all this trying I need a map to keep track of my lies No more rental cars And mini-bars Macadamia jars And five-star motels Had a folly one night in Raleigh Man it was scenic, on down in Phoenix I went bonkers in Yonkers But it was costin' too much in Boston I wanna shredder this rail pa** Gotta get back on the right side of the track I wanna switch directions fast It's just easier to stick to the facts No more don't tells And won't tells I'm done with These five-star motels. I'm gonna pull the wheels off of this wheel estate Park it on a pretty piece of land Find a hometown girl that I can show the world And tell the boys that I'm leaving the band I kept a stash Of petty cash For a wedding bash At the finest hotel We were playin' some bars one night on Mars When a gal from Pluto lookin' for a little judo I started to swoon, orbiting her moon If I lived on Jupiter, I couldn't have been stupider. I can't blame you for what you see You are light years ahead of me I messed around with re-entry We're just not from the same galaxy It's just the way I am Sorry ma'am But I'll be damned to Five-star.... I won't tell If you don't tell It's just as well In five-star... There's no hope It's the way I cope I stole the soap From the five-star motel.