Rick Moranis - Asian Confusion lyrics

Let's order in like we do every week We can eat everything from containers Speed dial five, I thank God I'm alive It's an Erev Monday morning no-brainer Let's order in from the regular place It will be here in less than half an hour How 'bout we get all the usual things You are wonton, I'm always hot and sour Sunday night Chinese food Everything is greasy good Don't worry God is in Church all day today Once a week is understood I can't believe it is already here Maybe they're not that busy, wonder why I'll get some cash, get the door, what's the tip Is he new or the usual guy Sunday night Chinese food Ending the week a perfect way It's the only thing Chinese that God likes to make Right here in the USA What is this dish, looks like squid in its ink Lobster sauce, jumbo shrimp, crispy pork This is not our food, call them back, where's the bill It's for someone in the building named Schwartz They probably got our Chinese food Everything we ordered greasy good Sometimes even God gets things the wrong way Now and then is understood I'll get the door, it must be the guy again To switch bags, give us our proper food Look it's the people from 23B All this time I thought they were kosher too Come in sit down, we have nice paper plates We don't ask, we don't tell, have some soda This is our place, yes, we've seen you around We knew your mother, she looked a lot like Yoda Sunday night Chinese food Our weekly observant exclusion God will be happy that we had you in our home A bashert little Asian confusion Sunday night Sunday night Sunday night Sunday night