Rick Moranis - Live Blogging The Himel Family Bris lyrics

I'm live blogging Marky Himel's bris I just gave Marky Himel's Uncle Manny a kiss I'm posting, I'm hosting, I'm filing, I'm sharing That Marky's Uncle Manny smells a lot like herring I'm live blogging the Himel family bris The mohel just avoided getting hit with Marky's piss There's laughter, there's joy, there's loving and caring How does this guy do it while everyone is staring I'm live blogging L'chaim blogging Wasn't Rashi just a blog? The mohel is bandaging Marky Himel's hog I'm trying to grab a photo to put in on my blog I'm transferring a sound file of Marky Himel screaming It's drowning out the sound of the chafing dishes steaming There's blintzes and bialys and cream cheese with chives The mohel's stuff is separate from the plastic forks and knives There's coffee and babka, a frozen chocolate log I'm fressing with one hand so I can live blog I'm live blogging Hot diggity dogging Wasn't the Talmud just a blog? I'm upstairs now and going through some drawers It looks like Michael Himel's been stealing from the stores No wonder he paid cash for that monstrosity in Quogue I'm scanning all the evidence, it's right there on my blog Look at these prescriptions, the Himels are depressed No wonder Shelley Himel's in at least a 14 dress Not a single guest towel, the whole place has a stink I'll send a thank you email with a Bed and Bath link I'm live blogging L'chaim blogging Wasn't the Mishna just a blog? I'm live blogging, a virtual addiction Most of it is true but more of it is fiction I'm aggregating, permalinking, tagging what I can I loaded up on pâté but I think it's really spam I'm live blogging the Himel family bris Their simchas have a record of being hit and miss I'll take a doggie bag even though I've got no dog I got the recipe for Shelley's frozen chocolate log The recipe's available by clicking on my blog You can even taste the chocolate log by licking on my blog Be careful if your tongue winds up sticking to my blog I'm live blogging L'chaim blogging Everybody blog