Rick Lyon - The Internet Is For p**n lyrics

[KATE:] The internet is really really great [TREKKIE MONSTER:] For p**n [KATE:] I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait [TREKKIE:] For p**n [KATE:] Huh? There's always some new site [TREKKIE:] For p**n! I browse all day and night [TREKKIE:] For p**n! [KATE:] It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light [TREKKIE:] For p**n! [KATE:] Trekkie! [TREKKIE:] The internet is for p**n [KATE:] Trekkie! [TREKKIE:] The internet is for p**n [KATE:] What are you doing!? [TREKKIE:] Why you think the net was born? p**n p**n p**n [KATE:] Treeekkie! [TREKKIE:] Oh hello kate monster [KATE:] You are ruining my song [TREKKIE:] Oh me sorry, me no mean to [KATE:] Well if you wouldn't mind please Being quiet for a minute so I can finish? [TREKKIE:] Me no talkie [KATE:] Good I'm glad we have this new technology [TREKKIE:] For p**n [KATE:] Which gives us untold opportunity [TREKKIE:] For por- Oops, sorry [KATE:] Right from you own desktop [TREKKIE:] For [KATE:] You can research browse and shop Until you've had enough and your ready to sto [TREKKIE:] For p**n! Trekkie! [TREKKIE:] The internet is for p**n! [KATE:] Noooo [TREKKIE:] The internet if for p**n! [KATE:] Trekkie [TREKKIE:] Me up all night honking me horn to p**n, p**n, p**n! [KATE:] That?s gross you?re a pervert [TREKKIE:] Ah, sticks and stones Kate Monster [KATE:] NO really, your a pervert Normal people don?t sit at home and look At p**n on the internet [TREKKIE:] Ohhhh? [KATE:] What?! [TREKKIE:] You have no idea Ready normal people? [BRIAN, GARY, & PRINCETON:] Ready--- ready ----ready [TREKKIE:] Let me hear it! [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] The internet is for p**n! [PRINCETON:] Sorry Kate [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] The internet is for p**n! [PRINCETON:] I masturbate! [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] All these guys unzip their flies For p**n, p**n, p**n! [KATE:] The internet is not for p**n!! [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] p**n, p**n [KATE:] Hold on a second! Now I know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online [ROB:] That' s correct [KATE:] And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com [BRIAN:] Sure! [KATE:] And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on eBay [GARY:] Yes I do! [KATE:] And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card [PRINCETON:] True! [TREKKIE:] Oh, but Kate What you think he do . . .after? hmm? [PRINCETON:] Yeah [KATE:] EEEWWWWW! [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] The internet is for p**n! [KATE:] Gross! [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] The internet is for p**n! [KATE:] I hate p**n [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] Grab your dick and double click [KATE:] I hate you men! [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] For p**n, p**n, p**n! (Harmonizing) p**n, p**n, p**n, p**n [KATE:] I' m leaving! [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] p**n, p**n, p**n, p**n[x2] [KATE:] I hate the Internet! [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] p**n, p**n, p**n, p**n [TREKKIE:] The Internet is for [TREKKIE AND SOME:] The Internet is for [TREKKIE AND ALL:] The Internet is for PORN! [TREKKIE:] YEAH!