Richie McDonald - Why Santa's Fat lyrics

Verse 1 Did you ever wonder why ol' Santa is so fat ? Why it feels so cushy when you sit down on his lap ? He eats Mrs Claus' cherry pies and then would you believe, 200 fifty million cookies every Christmas Eve Chorus But thats not why Santa's fat, thats not why Santa's round Thats not why Santa squeezes in each chimney he goes down Verse 2 He's been in pepper mints at least a 100 years He's been caught with lots of cotton candy in his beard He goes flying up for chocolates shakes along the milky way Jingle Bells and jelly beans both tattle in his sleigh Repeat Chorus Verse 3 He loves lemon tarts about as much as lemon drops Every pocket has to have at least two tootsie pops Just before he hooks up all his reindeer to his sleigh He sneaks in a couple loads of raisin ginger bread Repeat Chorus End Its not sugar plums and bubble gums or the ozone none of that Santa's just so full of love and that's why Santa is fat Yes it is !