[LAUREY] Why do they think up stories that link my name with yours? [CURLY] Why do the neighbors gossip all day, behind their doors? [LAUREY] I know a way to prove what they say is quite untrue Here is the gist, a practical list of "don'ts" for you Don't throw bouquets at me Don't please my folks too much Don't laugh at my jokes too much People will say we're in love! [CURLY, spoken] Who laughs at your jokes? [LAUREY] Don't sigh and gaze at me Your sighs are so like mine Your eyes mustn't glow like mine People will say we're in love! Don't start collecting things [CURLY, spoken] Like what? [LAUREY] Give me my rose and my glove Sweetheart, they're suspecting things People will say we're in love [CURLY] Some people claim that you are to blame, as much as I Why do you take the trouble to make, my fav'rite pie Grantin' your wish, I carved our initials on that tree Jus' keep a slice of all the advice you give so free Don't praise my charm too much Don't look so vain with me Don't stand in the rain with me People will say we're in love! Don't take my arm too much Don't keep your hand in mine Your hand feels so grand in mine People will say we're in love! Don't dance all night with me 'Til the stars fade from above They'll see it's alright with me People will say we're in love