Richard Alderson - Dirty Old Man lyrics

Hangin' out by the schoolyard gate Lookin' up every dress I can s**in' wind through my upper plate I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man) You f**in' dirty old man! Handin' out joints to the kids at school Givin' out pictures and p**n and pills Fillin' the front of my shirt with drool I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man) Ya pervert! Nervously wiggling my toes in my boots Communist literature in my hands Pinchin' all the bosoms I can I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man) "Hello, kiddies, here I am again on the old schoolyard! I got thrill pills for all the little chickies And I got funny cigarettes for all you boys And I got dirty pictures for all of you together! Well, I guess I better go, I see the campus cop's coming I better split now Remember Leon Trotsky! Hehehaha!" Hangin' out by the schoolyard gate Lookin' up every dress I can s**in' wind through my upper plate I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man) Disgusting! Handin' out joints to the kids at school Givin' out pictures and p**n and pills Fillin' the front of my shirt with drool I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man) Nervously wiggling my toes in my boots Communist literature in my hands Pinchin' all the bosoms I can I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man) You! I'm a dirty old man