VERSE: Right heres the notes that leave f*ggots in comatose Glorifying horrors of excess and overdose But for the most part its my a** thats blowing smoke Choking on a sandwich with ranch and artichoke Its not a joke, but i still find the hilarity Shout out to the dead beat that i never needed anyways Eyes can't focus, choking out, i need some clarity Never gave a care when i was recommended therapy f** it, I'm still the sh** either way BBC tees, rocking dbz days Submissively on a constant mission to get laid So wrapped up in my actions that the bills aren't even paid Bumping the Hell Hath thumping the ugly ba** Smothering food in bu*ter then stuffing my hungry face Stumble for my cheap fossil wallet that i seem to have misplaced Eyes still blurry from that flirty girls mace HOOK: Grab the keys cause im feeling kinda tipsy f** that, the coppers always miss me Buh but can you wait a minute gurlll Said can you wait a minute gurll Hey babe you know its getting kinda late Think im gunna stay home and just masturbate Buh but can you wait a minute gurlll Said can you wait a minute gurll Don't be afraid, you know its just a pill Theres no denying that your a who*e for cheap thrills Buh but can you wait a minute gurlll Said can you wait a minute gurll Tilt your head back put your sungla**es on Sit down and relax, the high is coming on and Can you wait a minute gurll Said can you wait a minute gurll VERSE 2: I'm not an okama, but i f** with toriyama Gallick gun blast outwitted by kamehameha Plotted out the plan now execute without drama Haunted in my cause by a crowd of loud kodama I promise im nerd at its mother f**ing finest Nintendo 3ds crew neck sweater made by diamond Red eyes black dragons, asian girl in nylons Snorting tylenol off of vinyl for excitement A steady masturbator, chronic women degrader Slightly overrated, without getting a hater Only rapping with the shallow hopes of getting paper Keep it level 3 like Kennedy in baker But ima Misfit, dick wit, lipschitz, flip sh** f** this, my dick, your lips Cumming at the crest of it, go ahead s** the rest of it You might as well take all you've invested in Directly arresting your development Like batemen in the station handing himself in Im selfish, and not embarra**ed to admit it I horde all you who*es and you're not leaving till im finished Sipping on cli*oris until it itches Snitching Bludger balls, watch them spillin like its quiditch Fidget on the floor you f**ing midget Cus Am's harder then a pickup line that gets you digits Biditch HOOK