Reverend Horton Heat - Couch Surfin' lyrics

I'm looking around for a place to crash Something simple that hasn't already been trashed If you let me stay here, I'll mow your lawn Since I don't have a job, I can party 'til dawn Quietly here I'll sleep I won't even make a peep You won't even know I'm here Hey, do you got a beer? Couch surfin' Couch surfin' (Woo!) Surfin' Couch surfin' It's okay, 'cause I like the couch I broke your vase and I cut myself, ouch What do you mean, I gotta leave today? Well once again, friends, I'm on my way Slumbering here, I dream Stayed on for years it seems As soon as I get a job I won't live like such a slob I'm couch surfin' Couch surfin' (Woo!) Surfin' I'm couch surfin'! Yeah! Surf! I stubbed my toe on the kitchen sink I was just gonna go get me somethin' to drink My cigarette flew and it couldn't be found Lucky I didn't burn your whole house down Quietly here I'll sleep I won't even make a peep You won't even know I'm here Just letting you know that we're out of beer Couch surfin' Couch surfin' (Woo!) Surfin' I'm couch surfin'! Yeah! Couch surfin' Surfin' I'm couch surfin'! Can I crash here for a few days? I'll mow your lawn if you've got a riding lawnmower! I'm gonna grab me another beer, okay? Thanks a lot, man! I'll pay you back as soon as I get a job! Couch surfin' Couch surfin'!