Reverend Horton Heat - My Hat lyrics

Wake up in the morning, a smile on my face Nothing but love for the human race But then something goes wrong or something ain't right I find myself in a great big fight My hat (my hat) Is getting handed to me My hat (my hat) Is getting handed to me Everyday I'm getting my hat handed to me The telephone rings or a knock at the door Some big issue that I can't ignore It's happening now most every day Getting beat up each and every way My hat (my hat) Is getting handed to me My hat (my hat) Is getting handed to me Everyday I'm getting my hat handed to me For once I had the cash to pay my bills So I took the ol' Ford for a cruise in the hills About half way up I heard a funny sound My motor blew up and they're towing me down My hat (my hat) Is getting handed to me My hat (my hat) Is getting handed to me Everyday I'm getting my hat handed to me Finally got the Ford running like it should Picking up my baby and feeling good But I had a flat tire and showed up late My baby got mad and cancelled our date My hat (my hat) Is getting handed to me My hat (my hat) Is getting handed to me Everyday I'm getting my hat handed to me My hat (my hat) Is getting handed to me My hat (my hat) Is getting handed to me My a** (my a**) Is getting handed to me My hat (my hat) Is getting handed to me Everyday I'm getting my hat handed to me