Reverend Horton Heat - Beer Holder lyrics

I was sitting in my easy chair I was flipping between the game and the Ultimate Fight I was setting my beer on this table The kind that doubles as a lamp And constantly reaching to pick it up Was giving me a cramp So I set my beer in the crease below my chest As if to give my beer a little nest My beer holder's great and now I'm blessed Cause it keeps working better than I could have ever guessed My beer holder's getting bigger everyday It works better with each beer I put away Look at here dear, I can set my beer right here and it stays My beer holder's getting bigger everyday It's a win-win deal the way that things in life go down How good it feels to know it's true without a doubt It won't spill in my lap even if I take a nap I've probably done it know about a thousand times With only one or three little mishaps Now my wife doesn't see the genius of my plan How my holder holds a bottle, cup or can I hope some day she won't , won't just roll her eyes Cause with every beer I drink my sweet beer holder's gaining size My beer holder's getting bigger everyday It works better with each beer I put away Look at here dear, I can set my beer right here and it stays My beer holder's getting bigger everyday It's a win-win deal the way that things in life go down How good it feels How my beer holder's getting bigger everyday