[Hook] Da da-dow da-dow da-da-da (x4) [Verse 1: Joe Carnall and Jon McClure] I invented penicillin While I found a plaster I've got fifty caps I've just got the one But it's not a race if no-one's winning It's just I move faster And now the hare and the tortoise Roll into town [Chorus: Jon McClure] There's no need to worry You don't have to hurry We're two different trains Who arrive at a station The same destination In different ways [Hook] (x2) [Verse 2: Joe Carnall and Jon McClure] For me, the girls are always willing I'm a romantic disaster I take the things that are brown and I make them green I won't be blue But it's not a race that's worth winning I've been meaning to ask you Are you the hare or the tortoise? As we roll into town [Chorus] (x2) [Bridge] [Chorus] [Hook]