I was sitting on the couch drinking whiskeys and water Bragging ‘bout how I f**ed somebody's daughter I said, “hey, Mean, let's snap another line.” Heard the phone ring, f**, look at the the time Cos' time flies when you're having fun I wish I was having some Looks like I'm not the only one... 7:30... here comes the sun... Time flies when you're having fun I woke up late for work, nearly missed my alarm So I took a little trip trip to the Cumberland Farms Took my eyes off the road and nearly got into a wreck Ran into a friend on his way to connect... Singin, “time flies when you're having fun I wish I was having some Looks like I'm not the only one... 7:30 and I'm cleaning my gun Time flies when you're having fun.” Holed up in a hotel room, down in Farmington Russian Roulette, Cowboys and Indians I thought it'd be different this time but it wasn't Now I'm feeling on my head for a reset bu*ton... Thinkin, “time flies when you're having fun I wish I was having some Looks like I'm not the only one... 7:30... what the f** have I done? Time flies when you're having fun I said time flies when you're fun Let me know when we start having fun