Remzee - Ironic lyrics

An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It’s a black fly in your Chardonnay It’s a d**h row pardon two minutes too late Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thought “Well, isn’t this nice.” And isn’t it ironic, l don’t you think It’s like rain on your wedding day It’s a free ride when you’ve already paid It’s the good advice that you just didn’t take Who would’ve thought, it figures A traffic jam when you’re already late A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife It’s meeting the man of my dreams And then meeting his beautiful wife And isn’t it ironic, don’t you think A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think It’s like rain on your wedding day It’s a free ride when you’ve already paid It’s the good advice that you just didn’t take Who would’ve thought, it figures It’s like rain on your wedding day It’s a free ride when you’ve already paid It’s the good advice that you just didn’t take Who would’ve thought, it figures Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you And life has a funny way of helping you out Helping you out.