All the girls in the bathroom talking Who their gonna take to the Sadie Hawkins My ears are hurting but I kept on walking A smile on my face and air guitar rocking The Sadie Hawkins dance In my khaki pants There's nothing better Oh oh oh The girls ask the guys Its always a surprise There's nothing better baby Do you like my sweater Sitting in the back of my next cla** nappin' Gotta give a speech Then bowed to the clappin' Then told a funny joke And the whole cla** laughing Think I got a tan from the light in which I was baskin' The Sadie Hawkins dance In my khaki pants There's nothing better Oh oh oh The girls ask the guys Its always a surprise There's nothing better baby Do you like my sweater Scan the cafeteria for some good seating I found a good spot by the cheerleaders eating The quarter back asked me if I'd like a beating I said that's one thing I won't be needing Since I'm rather smart and cunning I took off down the next hall running Only to be stopped by a girl so stunning Only to be stopped by a girl so stunning She said "your smooth and good with talking, will You go with me to the Sadie Hawkins" The Sadie Hawkins dance In my khaki pants There's nothing better Oh oh oh The girls ask the guys Its always a surprise There's nothing better baby Do you like my sweater Do you like my sweater