Morning glory was the first out the bed Then I look to my left see this thing with a head Then I paused, had an itch and then began I walked down the stairs seen the place in a sham Everybody on the floor with their clothes off Drinks on the floors, cigarette bu*ts and unicorns A bunch of rappers everywhere just like a battle Sex in the air, but there's always a rotten apple And then I had a little smile, cause I knew last night things got kind of wild I don't remember much, to be honest, all I really know is that I can't find my wallet! Got a couple credit cards and some cash Look to the right I see somebody baked hash Everybody all asleep in a daze, the only one awake and then I look in amaze I see this girl at the kitchen with a pan, cookin' a fancy dish She was throwing in the ham I didn't recognize her, but she was cute Then she turned around, she was flawless to my view Konnichiwa, my name's Luther. I'm not a villain, I'm a charming little spoofer She was a goddess something from Japan The way her hands moved as she touched on the pan She gave me bu*terflies, I felt like a daisy I'm not drunk I'm promisin', baby Can we continue upstairs I wanna talk I ain't never been there but let's go for a walk [Hook: Fergus Alan] We were lookin' for trouble We didn't know when truble would call We were lookin' for some busta's to brawl We didn't have no limits at all [Verse 2] As I walked up the stairs, I heard a loud noise from my room in the air And then she looked into my eyes; she was whispered in my ear All I heard was surprise. So I did a quick dip Cause I wasn't tryna spend my summer listening to this Grabbed my bike and then I went to the door And on my way out I see this really cute who*e Feel like a zombie with the high-top fade away Nikes on my feet with a green hat feeling great Now I'm feelin' like some donuts, the whole place swagged, everybody tryna bust a nut Girls everywhere, Fergus on my right Bunch of lame dudes tryna start a f**in' fight So I was walking little boogie in my feet Then I notice blood stains on my Fred Perry tee Yo fergy smash it up! Sing a Berry White song in his ear then shut 'em up! Ridiculous, so effin ridiculous Everybody still in their PJ's talkin' sh** So get them out quick, clean the place of Fish & Chips Spliffs on the floor, parents at the door – sh** Everyday, Every night [Hook]