Reggie Watts - Tweet Yourself Right lyrics

The Recieve from the ocean There is no commotion that can feel as though coming close to the end The sound of collapsing structures with the tiss stance and yes I know its just a rumor but I tell you its happen before And I know She said And we did the best we til we woke up in the bed yes, yeah yeeeah Pull your zippo out and show the world that you can feel as though its 1978 But the sh**ty thing about lighters that they tend to heat up and they're hard the pressure on the activation plate So Take a break Let your friend do it for a while Pa** it around so that flame steeps steeps keeps goin And they're doin the olypics like Eternal Flames Yeah For the Moment And sooner we'll use our cell phones And remember that footage from Youtube's concert Where everybody pulled out their cell phones and that was the first time we were like Oh my god, thats like really crazy its like a new kind of lighters but its a cell phone display Watch it like a Hawk *screech* Watch it like an Eagle *screech* Watch it like a Hawk, like a Sparrow, like a Bluejay, Semiplume, may implode around an owl waiting in the trees I know some of you may like to enjoy Ben & Jerry's late at night or some equivalent that makes you feels as though you have some brand a**ociation with something that makes you feel comfortable in the mint I know some of you like sleep late at night with your laptops at an angle so the display isn't too bright and yes you can see the rest of movie but you always forget and you fall asleep with the computer on your chest sometimes fall on the ground yeeeah. You were thinking, you were alone, you had some time You didn't wanna talk on the phone so you would watch your favorite epidsodes of whatever you think is really cool right now But I noticed How we always seem to yearn for somebody there When they're gone, and yes, and we want to feel ourselves against the skin of someone else and we feel the heat of the sun shining down. Yeah When you take a little bit of cheese and you don't eat all of the cheese and you wrap it up in the cheese wrapper that you think you should throw it away but there is a reason why they give it to you in the special wrapping paper because it allows the perfect amount of moisture and it retains the moisture that is required by the cheese to develop its flavor through time thats being slowed down and stay in its decompositional state inside your refrigerator yeah So take a lovely and put it on your Make sure that the Kleenex Is close by the computer monitor Here is a tip from a Veteran Pull out a couple of pieces of Kleenex And set it down close to your dominant hand because sometimes you just wait far too long and its too late And you have something on your display and you want to wipe it off and you think you get it all and your friends come over and they say You have a dirty monitor And you think to yourself Boy, You don't really know yes. Boy! You don't really know yeah. Put a towel on the seat that you're sitting on Girls Put a towel on the surface that you're sitting on Girrls, yeah. Unless you're the type of girl that doesn't really purchase anything that would make a excuse for a towel and I insist that you put a little towel between your legs because and it always runs down and it always leaves a stain and I warn you that I really love you but I have to say that its kinda strange I see it every day that I see it in the day light. I'm just saying when you're drinking coffee in bed yeah Make sure you do it right Yeeeeah Lets get prog on this motha f**a yeah *Piano Solo* Thank you kindly Thank you North Carolina North Carolina Have you on my mind because your accent isn't that strong yeah Mississippi Put down your own blues and the delta selves and the things that come to strike the storm Led Zepplin yes Borrowed a line from you yeah yeah the yard birds the birds the birds the birds the who the who who the who bo who the boo chewy whoo yeah yeah and Oasis and with their big additudes and big egos They never lasted for long and people are going to forget them because they were a**holes to lots of people And it shows you if you don't have the compa**ion to take advantage of your advantages and life and people won't like you and they'll won't write Nice things on your twitter and your Facebook and your Oracle and the next version of the social network yeah Oh yes Did you tweet today Did you tweet yourself to a tweet Did ya tweet yourself You gotta tweet yourself right yeah If you don't tweet yourself right You will never know how you're going to miss out on the tweetiness The Tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet *Tweet like scattman* Did you update your Facebook Did you use a multi-user interface platform Like tweetdeck So you can just put one thing in and it sends it out to 4 different things like foursquare or like Myspace, who the f** uses Myspace anymore yeah? Lets come back to friendster Lets support friendster Lets support friendster and tell them to make an app finally and stop being a weird digital Lonely island floating out in space that you cannnot connect in anyway at all Thus defeating the very notion of a social interference that should be felt accross the globe But I can tell you that Fallin in love isn't the same as falling out of love Falling out of LOVE WHOOOOOOOOOOAAAA OH Yeah UH!! *Commence epic beat boxing* Tell her about it tell her! Kidding Just kidding I was just kidding I was just kidding