[Verse 1: Childish Gambino] I'm the nerdiest rapper ever I'm wearing a Cosby sweater And reading Oscar Wilde While ripping my foreskin to make a washable condom A bunch of a**a**ins tried to jump me They couldn't touch me I rolled off in a yellow humvee With a bunch of monkeys My taste buds hate fudge Plus I'm allergic I'mma dress up like surgeon So? Girls see my dick size And realize that they can't handle it I get more sodomy than Tommy Lee & Pam Anderson My du-rag in my left hand And my iPod in my wristsband I get more kicks out of it than Jean Claude Van Damme My brain isn't working But I'm on stage with Reggie Watts So my brain's f**ing jerking Meaning that I'm masturbating Understanding my own flow Open up a window, it stank in here Because I'm so funky Yes I get down on the verse My verse is like a f**in' junkie Meaning that my verse is h**n Where's that f**in' h**n Meaning that I'm a hero Girl that want to go from one to zero Meaning that she don't want none Unless she want a baby, and I don't want sons I need two in the back, need three in the front Light up like three blunts and I'm gone I do I jerk and a whiskey sour And uh my brain needs to slow down That's what's f**ing up I said that's what's f**ing up [beatboxing "That's what's f**ing up"] [Reggie Watts] [Childish Gambino] [resumes beatboxing "That's what's f**ing up"]