Redman - Pain in da Ass Stewardess (skit) lyrics

Lady On Intercom: Ladies and Gentlemen, we'll be landing in about 20 minutes, descending into Kennedy Airport. The time is 5:20 am and we're a little bit early this evening. The weather in New York is 55 degrees and there is a light rain falling Thank you so much for flying with us, I hope you had a pleasant flight. We'll be coming around collecting your blankets and headphones. So, please fasten your seat belts and store your carry on luggage in the seat beneath your... a**. (laughs) Stewardess: Sir, can you please fasten your seat belt, we're preparing for landing Redman: Aight, I'mma do it right now, I just gotta get something out of this bag Stewardess: Sir, can you please put your seat in the upright position and store your tray table away? Redman: Alright, hold on, I told you I'mma do it right in one minute, I just got to get something out of this bag Stewardess: Sir, can you please turn off that Walkman, I've been telling you this entire flight it's against federal regulations to use a Walk- Redman: Hold on, hold on, hold on, I ain't trying to hear that, listen, I told y'all I was going to do it in one minute, you're starting to get on my f**ing nerves, get the f** outta here, 'aight? Stewardess: Sir, is there a problem? Redman: *sighs* Yeah, there's a problem Stewardess: Do I have to alert the captain? Redman: Yeah... Alert your captain this. (gun co*ks) Get the f** over here! (stewardess screams) Come here, b**h! (stewardess still screaming) Take me to the f**ing captain! (door opens, stewardess still screaming) Who's in charge here?! Captain: I am (Gun Fires) Redman: I said, who's in charge here? Co-Pilot: Uh, you are Redman: Alright then, now turn this motherf**er around! Redman talking on intercom: Is this sh** on? Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. This is a mother-f**ing stickup. We'll be cruising at an altitude of 30,000 feet I want your wallet, your cash, your j**els, your rings, baby rings, motherf**ing shoes, sneakers, socks, I want the credit cards, the welfare cards. I'll even want your f**ing freaking flyer mouse I'm telling you the first motherf**er to move is gonna catch this motherf**er Now send the bag around... Thank you (people start screaming) Redman: Motherf**er, didn't I say don't move?! (gun fires 4 time) (Plane starts falling) (people still screaming)