What's Johnny doin' out on Tuesday night? When Johnny can't read and Johnny can't write Johnny just don't understand Johnny don't care about this world As long as he can f** a girl And prove that he's a man Johnny wastes his days eatin' ludes He's a teenage vegetable Getting high proves that he's cool Johnny hates to think, he's ignorant He's a blind and brainwashed pig Ring a bell, he starts to drool Degenerated! Degenerated! And you minds have vegetated! Degenerated! Degenerated! And your thoughts are constipated! He's got P.C.P. in his veins He's got a void in his brain He's addicted to the T.V. And when he's old, he's gonna have a son They'll both grow old deaf and dumb What's to become of young Johnny?