Reaction 7 - Tainted Food lyrics

Tainted food ain't it great There it sits upon the plate Insect fragments everywhere And a piece of someone's hair This is what they call a stew You have to fight the urge to spew On a scale of one to ten Lets just say its minus friend Just a side of rotten meat And inside a special treat Irradiate to k** the germs Then afterwards they add the worms Tainted meal oh so grand On the label there's no brand Grab a fork and scoop it up Spoiled milk inside the cup And it hits you oh so quick Suddenly you're getting sick Empty cupboard our last meal After this we'll never heal Grab a fork and dig right in It's the worst its ever been Expiration date last year Botulism drawing near Plus it smells like chlorine bleach Product safety out of reach Tainted meal oh so grand On the label there's no brand Grab a fork and scoop it up Spoiled milk inside the cup And it hits you oh so quick Suddenly you're getting sick