Get a bandage put it on the problem Find a drawer or get a secret hideaway Lifes too short to actually try to fix it Run for lunch and delegate authority Too much work to simply authorize it Call downstairs to another department Play for time and hope that they forget it Go online see what the spammers sent Don't you know what I'm talking about Don't you know what I'm talking about Nothing to do but talk on the telephone Time well spent while planning the golf trip Have a meeting to talk about nothing Ignoring everybody on the second shift Come in late but they have to leave early Too much for them we have to fix the mess Special parking spot by the front door Ask for answers managers only guess Don't you know what I'm talking about Don't you know what I'm talking about Don't you know it isn't my problem Pa** the buck to somebody else that cares Pick another idiot to fetch it Hows the market what about the bonus shares Don't ask them they're only getting twice the pay Don't ask them they never care what you say Don't ask them especially for money Don't ask them they only think its funny