Ray William Johnson - Stereotypes Song lyrics

[Intro: Puff Puff] I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this [Chorus: Puff Puff] I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle p**n And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl And we should dance-dance-dance to these stereotypes [Verse 1: Puff Puff] I love those fat Americans You know they're so obnoxious They're always eating burgers They're always holding shotguns And I love Mexicans The way they mow my lawn They all got 100 kids cause they don't know how to put a condom on (Uh-huh!) Cause that's the way they roll You've got to go big like an Israeli nose If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy They're out of control like a Chinese driver I love the Middle East, but how do they handle Rockin' burqas while they're riding camels I love Jamaicans, yeah, they're cool But they're always high, so don't let them fool ya And I love them Puerto Ricans Even though they wash their a** about once a weekend I'm just joking, if you didn't know then You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland [Chorus] [Verse 2: Puff Puff] (Aw yeah!) Let me hear you yell If you love the outback redneck Australians And the crooked teeth of an English dude Or those creepy Italians who think they're smooth And how could anyone hate the French Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits Brazilian girls is what you want Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk I love Africans, but hold up a second National Geographic says they're all bu*t-naked Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose Uh oh! They're all on my checklist Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast They're stereotypes, and if you believe them Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis [Chorus] [Bridge: Puff Puff] x8 I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep [Chorus] [Outro] Heh, heh, I'm just playing You know I love you guys But seriously, don't hump any sheep (baah!)