Rat Boy - Ram Raid lyrics

[Intro] The criminals who burgled Dixons got away with over twenty thousand pounds worth of video recorders They call themselves 'The Squad' In some cases, surveillance cameras captured the ram-raiders in action Even so, none of this gang has been traced by police [Verse 1] Cash in a shoe box Never put it back Sitting on my sack Chewing through snack Beneath the ceiling cracks Sod's law Put the movie on pause Think there's someone at the door Hide that money in thе drawer Four warlords in a More door Ford said they Clutching swords, sеttling scores Before the stores put up the closed boards Landlord coulda fixed up the frame But he ain't to blame For the night that came When the sh*t hit just like a train [Chorus] Ram-raid, well they're coming through my door like ram-raid, it's a ram-raid, yeah Ram, uh, well they're coming through my door like ram-raid, like a ram-raid, it's a ram-raid Ram-raid, well they're coming through my door like ram-raid, it's a ram-raid, yeah Ram, uh, well they're coming through my door like ram-raid, like a ram-raid, it's a ram-raid [Verse 2] Burst through the hinges Like ninjas, that's when my stomach dropped I ain't the one to win fights In fact I've lost a lot Is this a case of wrong identity? 'Cause I can't see Why this mob be stealing all my sh*t That TV cost a lot I say "You've got the wrong guy, I don't lie And if you're asking my missus she'll tell you who am J" The man says "Why try? You're Jeff, right? And yeah we've come for your debt You've got no alibi" [Chorus] Ram-raid, well they're coming through my door like ram-raid, it's a ram-raid, yeah Ram, uh, well they're coming through my door like ram-raid, like a ram-raid, it's a ram-raid Ram-raid, well they're coming through my door like ram-raid, it's a ram-raid, yeah Ram, uh, well they're coming through my door like ram-raid, like a ram-raid, it's a ram-raid (Woah, woah, woah) [Verse 3] I say, "Jeffrey? You know that ain't me? He lives three doors down by the bungalow see Look, grab my ID please Just by my keys In the wallet over there Next to the BT Hub Man, I hate that fu*king mug He's a thieving c*nt Using money that ain't his To buy all kinds of drugs" So they all turn to each other "Sir, we must apologise As we bid you goodbye" [Chorus] Ram-raid, well they're coming through my door like ram-raid, it's a ram-raid, yeah Ram, uh, well they're coming through my door like ram-raid, like a ram-raid, a it's a ram-raid Ram-raid, well they're coming through my door like ram-raid, it's a ram-raid, yeah Ram, uh, well they're coming through my door like ram-raid, like a ram-raid, it's a ram-raid [Outro] There's a ram-raid coming through my door There's a ram-raid, don't even know what for Ram-raid coming through my door There's a ram-raid, don't even know what for