Rappy McRapperson - Aflockaliptic Flapture lyrics

[Intro] [Dog noises] (ribbit, yeah, pew pew pew pew) Amway Arena [applause] Are you ready to get (pew pew pew) f**ed (yeah) By awesomeness? Yeah! Ay! ay! ay! ayayayayayayayayayay! [Verse 1] Post-apocalyptic Armageddon with the sun setting Send the birds, go get 'em, [?], lasting pain Terrorism blasting trains, [?] Noxious fumes will have your brains hazardous, holocaust Lazarus Twisted scaffolds, rust, rubble High hush, duck trouble Hungry for a bowl of yummy soup? Dig trench with shovel Ma**es huddle when they melt that plastic bubble Heat potatoes on sticks, heat a toxic acid puddle Burnt plastic, rain acid, huddle of the ma**es Fumes noxious, known to be gaseous In the sewers oh so yucky are the fluids (yuck!) Enter my sleeper cell cult, black robe like the Druids Who kept the flames for milleniums Worship the Pentiums Learned how to turn rust into titanium Assembled the weaponry, the sword so heavenly Hell they will pay, from a subatomic melee Pray when I hit that switch A sub-terrestrial army of birds Will all wake up with a set twitch My beast of burden, I preach a sermon Put your baby bibs on, cause tonight We feast on f**ing vermin [Chorus] Ararara! Birdcore, birdcore I'm puffing birdseed just to ease the tension Birdcore, Birdcore Birds everywhere, Birds everywhereBirdcore, birdcore I'm puffing birdseed just to ease the tension Birdcore, Birdcore Birds everywhere, Birds everywhere [Verse 2] The raptures have ruptured The crumbling structures Imploded with suction Behold the destruction Hell I release on the beast who enslaved me Threw me in the trenches and chained me They pen trained me Till the J f**ing saved me To f** d**h every day Get on your knees and praise the J (now you pay) Daily, melee, hawks with the blasters Orgy of d**h, a miasma of plasma End of days, we have ruptured the rapture Little baby birdy wings go pitter-patter-pitter-patter You're toast like a Sega Saturn Even splatter guts on platters Strawberry oatmeal pancake batter Rub it all over like lather Fly and scatter little sparrows, waw Like a fire flame arrow, watch 'em blast through a barrel We rupture the rapture and cut for the laughter And gut who we capture, bash ya, slash ya Slashed chest gurgles with the last breath Mama's not gonna clean this nasty mess, yuck [Chorus] Amway Arena You have been thoroughly rocked By awesome pyrotechnics I don't know I didn't know it was so short