Rapping Bad - Rap Game lyrics

[Intro: HIGHsenberg (Tuco Chainz)] I wanna hear that I don't wanna hear none of that (Dude what are you saying?) [Verse 1: HIGHsenberg] The rap game is all messed up, nothing but goons here The only respectable rapper nowadays is Atmosphere Slug's the best writer from Minnesota since Bob Dylan I'm also waiting for Kid Cudi to bounce back, man where've you been?? Hip hop died when beats became more important than lyrics And now every rappers' gimmicks are exploited by every critic Young Thug, Quan, Weezy, Fetty, DeJ, B.O.B. y'all are pathetic (SQUAA!) If you learned how to talk, your songs would be far more aesthetic I went to Pittsburgh to smoke blunts with Cameron Thomaz He called up his buddy to match with named Calvin Broadus I mean Mac and Devin, who are these people? I'll clear up the fog Y'all don't have Netflix or weed? It's Wiz Khalifa and Snoop Dogg Then I took acid but it wasn't in San Francisco After smoking an ounce with Mac I was hungrier than Fat Joe (Aha!) I saw Malcolm in rehab you know he took the Most Dope He should be careful though he was closer to God than the Pope Then I bought backstage pa**es for the Pinkprint tour up in Philly I saw a threesome occur with Rae Sremmurd and Meek Milly I opened a few doors and saw Nicki s**ting Drake And just to let you know her tits and a** are all fake Talking about fake a**es what happened to Iggy Azalea? She made less money than my fine for possession of paraphernalia I'm tired of these rappers nowadays with lame names They aren't creative anymore, they're just nouns, 2 Chainz (Tru) Did you think I'd do a diss verse and not mention Hopsin? The difference is I don't sag my pants or have contacts in I'm more clever, funnier, and better you're just pretending dawg I'll dig up 2Pac to spit raw and show you a real thug (Yuck!) [Bridge: Tuco Chainz (HIGHsenberg)] Damn dude! How many rappers did you just name? (I don't know man like eleventy) Damn dude you leave any for me? Oh yea I got one and another one And another one and another one And another one [Verse 2: Tuco Chainz] Yeah b**h, yeah b**h, call me Tuco Better rapper than that kid from Ohio Let's end the debate, Nicki never f**ed Lil Dwayne How do I know? Simple, he couldn't even put the D in his name Mackleless or Macklemore, you know he ain't sh** Too busy with mopeds downtown and Vanilla Ice's dick Oh what's that Marshall? "How Vanilla Ice gon' diss you" (I be like) Are you f**ing kidding me? Mr. Van Winkle? How could you? I'll keep it going with them white boys, up next is G-Eazy Who tried to act hood but came out looking sleazy Ask me to talk bad about Small Penis, it's tricky Wait huh, I'm getting word that his actual name is Lil Dicky I'm done with these white boys, enough is enough Ironic I know, cause I'm a white boy myself But I sure as hell ain't fat, not eatin' McDonald's everyday Hear that Rick Ross? Currently Midwest and I hear yo a** breathing in L.A Last time I went to Mickey D's I ordered a Biggie Mac with Big Sean Thing is, the meal wasn't big enough for Big Pun Hey Jermaine, I heard ya got wet dreamz in that co*kpit Nah, I'm just playin' but all good jokes contain true sh** Hear that KDot? just referred to three songs in two lines Maybe I should be at the White House, that Obama? Bout time Would you sign me to TDE if I wore a fedora too? (Yaa) By the way, if there's two things I don't like, it's boys and school Yo Jay and Ye, I loved your album Game of Thrones So glad you took the high road and married two unknowns Might have voted for Ye in 2020 if Kim K's not the first lady Women in the White House gots to got bandz like Katie Drake, not really sure what this means but I think you're a ting When you realize you need Rapping Bad don't hesitate to let that Hotline Bling (Igh!) [Outro: HIGHsenberg (Tuco Chainz)] Hahahaha (Was that you trying to do a Wiz laugh?) Yea man (Nah dude here's how it goes, hahahaha) Nah man that's more like Spongebob, it's in the throat more and takes more breaks like hahahaha (Oh that wasn't bad here I'll give another go, hahahaha) I'm still hearing Spongebob man, I think it's more like a hahahaha (hahahaha) Hahahaha