Rapper Big Pooh - 26 Shots (Interlude) lyrics

"Yo.. why was I just over here thinking about my damn 26th birthday? You remember that? I had the BRILLIANT idea of taking 26 shots Didn't even make it all the way! By 23, people was just pa**ing me WATER In this damn shot gla**es, talkin 'bout 'Here, here, it's vodka, it's vodka!' Man, all I remember.. from that night Was you ending up having to take me home.. and on the ride I went from laughing, damn crying, boo-hooing Then... get to my girl's house.. and wanted to fight-ed.. Some n***a that was outside.. you tellin me to shut the f** up And then when I get to the house, I didn't really care about my girl no mo' All I was askin for was the damn dog.. ehehehehe! Well... turned out that I peed in the bed Thinkin I was in the bathroom... yeah, not a good look"