Randy Spendlove - Cla** lyrics

[Verse 1: Catherine Zeta-Jones] Whatever happened to fair dealing? And pure ethics and nice manners? Why is it everyone now is a pain in the a**? Whatever happened to cla**? Cla** [Verse 2: Queen Latifah] Whatever happened to "please, may I?" And "yes, thank you" and "how charming?" Now every son of a b**h is a snake in the gra** Whatever happened to cla**? Cla** [Chorus 1: Catherine Zeta-Jones & Queen Latifah] Oh, there ain't no gentleman to open up the doors There ain't no ladies, now there's only pigs and who*es And even kids'll knock you down so take a pa** Nobody's got no cla** [Verse 3: Catherine Zeta-Jones (Queen Latifah)] Whatever happened to old values? (And fine morals?) And good breeding? (Now no one even says "oops" when they're pa**ing their gas) Whatever happened to cla**? Cla** [Chorus 2: Catherine Zeta-Jones & (Queen Latifah)] Oh, there ain't no gentleman that's fit for any use And any girl'll touch your privates for a deuce (And even kids will kick your shins and give you sa**) And even kids will kick your shins and give you sa** Nobody's got no cla** [Chorus 3: Catherine Zeta-Jones & (Queen Latifah)] All you read about today is rape and theft (Jesus Christ) (Ain't there no decency left?) Nobody's got no cla** [Outro: Queen Latifah & Catherine Zeta-Jones {Both}] Every guy is a snot (Every girl is a twat) Holy sh** (Holy sh**) What a shame (What a shame) {What became of cla**?}