Randy Newman - Best Little Girl lyrics

DEVIL: I once knew a girl Her name was Barbara The cutest little muffin you have ever seen I was livin' in St. Louis At the Chase Hotel And she lived there With her mommy and her daddy And her little brother Skipper Who was just thirteen CHORUS: Just thirteen! DEVIL: She went to Church every morning Said her prayers real loud every night She was the best little girl In the whole damn town LORD: Watch it, Devil. DEVIL: But you know I'm right You know I'm right One morning in the lobby I whispered in her ear "Honey, it's too hot today to go to school. Whyn't you call up That cute little lifeguard? He's out by the hotel pool." They drank all her daddy's whiskey. They took all her momma's pills. They were found the next day Drowned in their own vomit Poor little fool Poor little fool