Randy Newman - Masterman And Baby J lyrics

People tell me that i brag a lot 'cause i call myself the masterman Always talkin' 'bout how i got dynamite in every hand Hit it Me and my brother we live alone, got no television, got no Telephone But when we walk down the street people get out of the way They say "here come the masterman and baby j" "here come the masterman and baby j" Hit it--hit it When we get on the mike we'll be number one Even top d.m.c. and run Everybody's really gonna have some fun 'cause we're takin' 'em all the way down We're takin' 'em all the way down Gonna rap about this, gonna rap about that Gonna tell everybody where it's at All over the world people gonna say You got to dig the masterman and baby j You got to dig the masterman and baby j Hit it People tell me "man you live in a dump" "you won't never be nothin' but a pumped-up chump" You got no money--you got no sense You won't never be nothing, you won't ever be nothing I say well-well-well-well When i look out my window, you know what i see I don't see no who*es in the stinkin' street I don't see no drunks and junkies dying I don't see no bums or garbage flyin' I see me and j in the l.a. coliseum 100,000 people on their feet And they're laughin' and bumpin' and screamin' and cryin' And jumpin' up on their seat And then the band begins to play and then they hush up And then the band begins to play and then they hush up And it gets real quiet in the coliseum with the stage all Dark and bare Maybe a little rain begins to fall--yeah But the people stayin' right there Then you can hear that announcer say Please welcome! (the crowd roars) Please welcome! (the crowd roars) L.a.'s own, the number one The biggest, the best, the number one bad in the usa The masterman and baby j! The masterman and baby j!