[Random] Yeah yeah, time to get a lil' bit grown up on 'em y'know Can't stay 8-bit forever, heh Once in a while you gotta step it up on some 16's y'knahmean? That's the future right there Mode 7, scaling and rotation and all that good stuff Peep this yo She had jet black hair, height five seven Caramel complected, body like heaven I see her every Sunday goin to church But she don't see me, cause I be too busy with work But I watch her ignore those ignorant brothers That only wanna get under covers, she was cla**y One day, we was face to face But I choked (UGH) and let shorty walk right past me I wasn't even programmed to be smitten So I can't logically explain the feeling I'm gettin But I know we can never be (why?) My career is too dangerous to consider any longevity She probably like brothers of a different breed But I know I can give her the affection she needs But if she ever knew the truth about Ran I don't think she'd ever understand, so I ain't got a chance [Chorus: Random] Cause I'm just a robot, baby I know not, what I'ma do (I don't know what I'ma do) Cause darling is so hot, and I just want to, be with you (I got to be wit'chu) But I'm just a robot and baby I know not what I'ma do (I don't know what I'ma do) Cause darling is so hot, and I just want to, be with you (So hot... I want to be wit'chu) [Random] I found out Kalinka was her name Had to get reprogrammed to get her off the brain Cause I was goin to war in 3 weeks Dr. Wily's 8 new robots to defeat I tried to focus, but everything was hopeless She blew up my spot like Bombman's explosives And I was on my way to Dr. Light's I stopped at the light, and who was at my right? Kalinka, with a big smile on her face She looked and said "Don't I know you from someplace?" I said yeah kinda sorta you Dr. Cossack's daughter Asked her to pull over she said "I don't think I oughta!" Tried not to come off like a stalker But I ain't never been too much of a smooth talker I said from the moment I met you, I felt you But it's a lot of things I just can't tell you [Chorus] [Random] A couple weeks pa**ed and we kickin it exclusively Can't seem to put a finger on what she do to me I talk to the Doc, he got no idea He didn't give me a heart so I wouldn't have fear But he told me I should probably stop seein her 'You leavin in three days, you know you can't be with her' I know, I need to concentrate on the mission 'Too many irons in the fire burn down the kitchen' I know, I gotta go, got a date at 7:30 And if you late you timely, on time is early Vrrrrooom, I sped off to meet her at the theatre Said she'd be out front, but I don't see her So I went back to my car to sit and chill Noticed a pink note, hangin on the windshield It said "I love you but you keep too many secrets That ain't the kind of guy I wanna be with" [Outro] Damn Seems like our hero is in a bit of a jam Will Mega Ran and Kalinka be together? Does Dr. Light, sense evil within Kalinka? Or is he just hating? Will Mega Ran be ready, for Dr. Wily's latest a**ault? Stay tuned Mega fans For the next exciting episode of... Mega Ran!