Random Encounters - My Date with Captain Falcon lyrics

Time for your Falcon Date Falcon is never late Dinner and roses await By the way, you're going Dutch Reservations for two "Falc!" is the name he used "May I bring drinks?" He'll do, one "FALCON PUNCH!" Cause Captain Falcon's here To whisper in your ear (Falc!) Sweet nothing that appear to be the only things he says (Yes!) And if you start to choke He'll do the heimlich till your back is broke (Come on!) And you may feel as though he caused a stroke But Captain Falcon saved your life (Show me your moves!) So far as dating goes This has been awful! (Yo!) "Please pay your check, sir." "No!" Then they threw us out Falcon then hatched a plan To see the ice cream man When it slipped from his hand (RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!) Then he gave a Falcon Shout Then we walked to my door Well, we ran, really I gave him a hug, though He got a bit feely Then, as the music soared He went for a kiss at my door Then he shouted "Falcon Call Me!" A request that I ignored He's Captain Falcon and We are his private mariachi band