Random Encounters - Legends of Zelda: Tales of the Wind Waker lyrics

Link: I've sailed the seas, on the breath of the ocean breeze! Battled some flaming keese, fought my way through The Tower of Gods! Met the fairy queen, a fat little man in green, Rode the winds through the sky, fed a fish-man guy! Won tons of rupees! Guy from crowd: Hey, Zelda- Link: It's Link Guy from crowd: Tell us about the one time you found the wand of Gamalin(?) Link: I don't know what you're talking about... I smashed a thousand pots, I fired some cannon shots, And thwarted all of Ganon's plots, just using A sword and a wand! Crowd: YEAH Link: Made a Rito friend, while attacking Valoo's rear end Learned the sword spin technique, found a boat that speaks, And turns into a- Crowd: IT'S THE DREAD PIRATE TETRA!!! Tetra:(to the bartender) Milkshake! (To Link) What are you lookin at, fairy boy? Link: Well, excuse me, princess! Lady from crowd: So Tetra, how's the expedition going? Tetra: We set sail for Greatfish Isle, but we're caught inside a storm! Where a giant squid attacked us, and forced our ship ashore! We stole bombs for all our cannons, then pushed out into the sea! Where a thousand of sharks were waiting, which we blew to smithereens! We were caught inside a cyclone, but we managed to get free. We pulled up a hefty treasure with a piece of heart or three. Then we stumbled on a ghost ship, based on phases of the moon. Then we ravaged all those cabins, which were full of gold dabloons! Link: Oh, weird. All I found was this treasure chart! Guy from crowd: HOORAY FOR ZELDA! Link and Tetra: It's Link! Random choir: G-G-G-Ganondorf, G-G-G-Ganondorf, G-G-G-Ganondorf Tetra: You look like you're having a pretty average day, Ganondorf. Ganondorf: I'll take one of everything... on his tab! Tetra: Aww, G, what's wrong? Ganondorf: Well, I got forty guys dead and I don't know why, all my treasures are gone, all my friends are awry! Someone messed up my word(?), all these girls have gone free, and there's a snotty green twerp- Link: Yo, you lookin for me? Ganondorf: WHAT THE- Guy from crowd : GO ZELDA!! Everyone: IT'S LINK!! Link: I took my sister back Ganon: I need her pointy ears Link: You took her by mistake Ganon: Wha- OH, IT'S BEEN A HUNDRED YEARS Link: Get with the times! Ganon: Go fly your stupid boat Link: Go change into a pig Ganon: Go slash a dozen gugos(?) Link: Shave your beard! Ganon: Fight some birds! Link: Clean your skin! Ganon: Learn some words! Link: Prepare for owning! Ganon: The wind is blowing! Link and Ganon: NOW!!