I am a tu tu tu tu tough tough guy I tell no tales I do no lie I am a tu tu tu tu tough tough guy Halo round my head to tough to die Main attraction in a freak side show Down in the basement where the cobwebs grow On my last leg just gettin' by Halo round my read too tough to die Rainy days rain cool wine I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine Hot sweat on my face I feel like goin' out someplace Up late light my chocolate sweet Down at the gym where the muscle boys meet I am very nice guy very sincere In real good shape I have no fear At the concert when the band comes on I am in the ring where I belong On my last leg just gettin' by Halo round my head too tough to die