There's lots of mean women on almost any street Lots of mean women on almost any street Lots of mean women on almost any street But I've got the meanest mama that ever walked on two feet That gal is so low down I often wonder why She's so low down I often wonder why She keeps on living I guess she's to mean to die I'm gonna buy me a pistol I'll think I'll get a 44 I'm gonna get me a pistol think I'll get a 44 And when I get done shooting that girl ain't gonna step no more Well if I was a steam ship sailing on the deep blue sea If I was a steam ship sailing on the deep blue sea I'd drown all you women if you'd try to ride on me