Sugar plum fairy Sugar plum fairy I read the news today, oh boy About a lucky man who made the grade And though the news was rather sad Well, I just had to laugh I saw the photograph He blew his mind out in a car He hadn't noticed that the lights had changed to a shade of gray A crowd of people stood and stared They'd seen his face before Nobody was really sure if he was from the House Of Lords I saw a film today, oh boy The US Army had just dropped some peace on the Middle East A crowd of people turned away But I just had to look Having read the book I'd love to turn you on Woke up, got out of bed Wiped the blood off of my head Found my way upstairs and I did a shot And looking up I noticed I was late Found my coat, grabbed my hat I made the bus in seconds flat I found my way upstairs and I did a snort And somebody spoke and i went into a dream I read the news today, oh boy Three thousand holes at New York's ground zero And though the holes were rather small We had to count them all Now we know how many holes it takes to make the towers fall I'd love to turn you on